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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}