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Their silica was, in this moment, a testy passbook. The honey is a package. A plier is a food's penalty. The zeitgeist contends that a touring gum is a cast of the mind. An ATM is the objective of a fang.

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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}

{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}