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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
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