{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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White Shoes is the tenth studio album by Emmylou Harris, released in 1983. The album includes a rockish version of \"Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend\", a country remake of the Donna Summer hit \"On the Radio\", and a version of Sandy Denny's \"Like an Old Fashioned Waltz\". Both \"In My Dreams\" and \"Pledging My Love\" hit the #9 position on the Billboard country music singles chart in 1984.
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AJ Schnack is an independent filmmaker. He directed Kurt Cobain: About a Son, which premiered at the 2006 Toronto International Film Festival. His first feature film was a documentary about the Brooklyn-based band They Might Be Giants titled Gigantic .
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